"Jason is as smooth as butter and sweet as sugar and as beautiful as a summer sunset and as cool as a mountain brook and as exciting as a monster truck rally and as refreshing as a nice cold coke on a hot summer afternoon and as joyous as the birth of the firstborn and as precious as a solitary flower in the middle of a burnt-out wasteland and as comfortable as a soft, warm bed after you've spent many a night sleeping on the cold, hard ground."