ULQUIORRA'S PICK UP LINES

[a record of emoness]

If you need pimp-slappin good "you're ugly" pickup lines, you can trust this site. Resistance is futile. btw, definitely not safe for work-viewing. So close this window and get back to work before your girlfriend finds out you're trying to hit on her mom!

You're so cool that you can stop global warming.
Hi.
Good luck with your (insert noun)
I like you like I like my steak- medium rare.
Is that an mp3 player in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I pet your hair, because it's as fluffy as a rabbit.
"You're such a player." I prefer the term manwhore. -Pabloh
You're so emo you put Sasuke to shame.
You're so hot you killed Frosty the Snowman.
You're so furry that you remind me of Appa.
You remind me of my favorite porn star, cause you're just so damn sexy!
You make my knee hurt.
It's so hot in here maybe we should strip.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
I may not be the cutest guy in the bar, but I'm the only one with cookies!
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
How does you, me, and a six pack of juice sound?
There's a party in my pants, wanna join?
Hey, nice shoes. Wanna just be friends?