ULQUIORRA'S LOVE UH.. PROBLEMS.
[in the groccery store]

Day 1
Mood:
Today I went to the grocery store because I was all out of the butter. So I grabbed my shuuvel and headed out on my pink moped. While at the store, I saw that sexy cashier Matsuda. Hot as usual, I asked him if it hurt when he fell from heaven, since he was an angel. He just stared. Damn that grimmjow! Thats the last time I ask him for help with pickup lines!

Day 2
Mood:
So today, I went to the prison cells to ask that girl for some better pick up lines. "Go to hell" she said. I can't imagine that would win my sexy Matsuda's affections, but I think I'll give it a shot tomorrow. I can't go today since I went yesterday. I don't want to seem desperate - or worse - like a fattie!

Day 3
Mood:
I uh, "ran out" of the butter again today, so off to the store I went. After getting it I headed into Matsuda's lane. I went up to him and he said, 'Hello, Ulquiorra! How are you?" So I tried that Orihime girl's pick up line, 'go to hell' I said. I don't think it worked. He seemed kind of mad.

Day 4
Mood:
I confronted wonderweiss about my situation today, and he was strangely helpful. He explained to me the deep complexities of love and advised me to buy Matsuda some flowers and chocolates, and just tell him how I feel. Who knew he was such a romantic? So I headed to the store with flowers and chocolates and went to Matsuda's lane. I held the gifts out to him and told him I loved him, but when he didn't say anything I put the flowers down. Turns out it was Matsuda's day off, but Gaara really appreciated the gifts. I hope he doesn't think I like him, because my heart belongs soley to Matsuda.

Day 5
Mood:
I woke up this morning with a weird feeling in my stomach, so I got up and went to the bathroom. I looked completely healthy- pale skin, green tears, and a hole in my chest. Then it hit me- I was love sick. I needed to confess my love to Matsuda, sooner rather than later, so I hauled myself down to the grocery store and headed towards Matsuda's lane. What I saw made me even more sick, And not the love kind either! The sight of Matsuda making out with Gaara burned my eyes. My heart flew to my throat and barf threw from my mouth. Running from the store, I felt hot tears run down from my eyes, but this isn't over yet. I shall have my vengance! Gaara- you shall pay! And Matsuda will love me yet!!