ULQUIORRA'S MAKE UP TIPS

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Tip numero 1
When using lipstick, place it under your eyes and drag it down the sides of your face. It helps accent your eyes and brings out the fullness of your lips.

Tip numero 2
To get your face as smooth as a baby's bottom, massage extra crunchy peanut butter onto your pores, and for super smoothness add on grahm crackers, and roast over an open flame.

Tip numero 3
If you want to get rid of your hideous manhands, the best thing to do would be to dip them in a soaking tub of fondue. Though this seems rash, fondue has the perfect chemical combination that makes for both a cheesy dessert and a perfect hand scrub.

Tip numero 4
When washing your face at night, make sure to always use facial marmalade before hand. It softens your face and opens up your pores so that you can fully clean them out using the peanut butter technique.

Tip numero 5
When choosing lipstick shades, always go for the brightest ones, such as fucsia. This especially goes for those of you who are fair skinned. The brighter the shade, the brighter your day will be. Oh, also remember to pick a shade that matches your inner beauty, and if you are feeling quite devilish, your socks.