Somewhere Out in the Cornfields

new words by R. M. Panoff

Tune: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Somewhere out in the cornfields
MPI
will merge with special compilers
To get Blue Waters to fly.

Somewhere out in the cornfields
Water's blue
And the Blue Water Peta-
scale one day will come through.

  Someday we'll model neuron stars
  And make up thunder clouds so far
  you can see
  Where drawers of cores and stacks of racks
  Will model how stuff interacts
  That's where you'll find me
  
Somewhere out in the cornfields
Water's blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.

If happy geeks learn MPI
To run at petaflops
Then why o why can't I?