Superb Calculation of the Pressure in a Fluid

new words by R. M. Panoff

Tune: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Bernoulli knew he had a rule he used for wings in air
For fluids incompressible he'd never have a scare.
The density of energy's the same at every spot
A caveat is cavitation in which case it's not!

	Oh, Superb calculation of the pressure in a fluid
	Is simple so that anyone with any sense can do it.
	We all deserve a force conserved among the objects paired.
	Just add to pressure rho gee aitch then add half rho vee squared

A water tower tower's o'er a town so water goes
Through every pipe, and when you turn the faucet on it flows.
The pressure head is now instead a steady stream, you see,
The pipe's diameter determines stream velocity.

The sum at every point's a constant, check it if you care
Each term can change within a range for water or for air.
The key's to keep the units straight and don't have any gap
Or else your fluid starts to leak and then you'll just get Oh....